February 2010
shit's about to hit the fan....
T. Swift just won album of the year. Take cover.
January 2010
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“For no one, as a rule, loves or desires impossibilities.”
– Aristotle
Just Fred
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the > posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. ‘Fred,’ he replies. ‘Fred what?’ the officer asks. ‘Just Fred,’ the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name....
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voulez vou manger mon patalon juste apres le petit dejeune?
““Best Little Chapel, you know where that is?”
“Yeah, I do,...”
– The Hangover
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Why...
is it so hard to close a cupboard door when you’re done rumaging around in there? I come home, and just about every single kitchen cupboard is wide open. it’s like the door fairy has been up in my apartment.
ps- I thoroughly enjoy free cookies. Just saying.
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Today was my wedding day. Instead of normal vows,...
qferguson:
(via polaroidcrayons)
why the hell didn’t I think of this for my wedding day!?!??!!
I’m doing this!! haha!
Yup...
Things to be done: [in no particular order…] 1. figure out why my car hates me. and then fix it. 2. start reading for brit lit. which i should have been doing over break. oops. 3. do laundry. 4. cook dinner. 5. take a shower. 6. fret and sweat over what the coming semester will bring. 7. buy the rest of my books…goodbye hard-earned money. 8. get it the fuck together. 9. bed at a decent...
“So in other news of the night…my dog jizzed on my bed.”
– Mollybiist…of course i’m paraphrasing, because facebook chat doesn’t keep history for as long as our conversation was, but this is damn close. I proceeded to laugh until tears fell from my eyeballs. (via qferguson)
I am so creeped out by my dog now. Not even ok.