December 2010
I just farted and it was loud enough to scare my...
My eye needs to stop twitching. If I become some kind of tourrette-infected person who can’t stop twitching every ten seconds, I’m going to be a lot more irritated with life than usual.
I get to work open to close tomorrow. And the next day. Yay. That’s 10am to midnight. Goody. But I asked for it. Mainly because I have no life. Cool.
It’d be cool if it didn’t rain...
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The cast of Spongebob Squarepants according to...
Spongebob:
Patrick:
Squidward:
Plankton:
Pearl:
Mr. Krabs:
Sandy:
Gary:
“Dumber than a box of cocks.”
– Travis
“It’s easy to be miserable. Being happy is tougher — and cooler.”
– Thom Yorke (via kari-shma)
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if she's wearing Vikings gear, it doesn't mean...
my manager: I got her a Vikings sweatshirt for Christmas. I'll turn her into a Vikings fan in no time.
me: yeah, well, I have a Wisconsin Badgers snuggie, and you don't see me cheering for Wisconsin.
everyone else: ...............
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Not to be overdramatic, but this was me all during...
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When your opening a present your like
And you open it and love it
And the person who got you it asks you “Do you like it?” And your like
YOU’RE
It's Christmas Eve
sade:
and look at all the fucks I give.
Don’t you sometimes miss getting excited about things? I used to get excited about things. Now I just do drugs and go on the internet.
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That’s me crossing the line.
Welcome to my life.
I love Jesus.
motherstep:
He’s born, I get presents. He dies, I get chocolate.
TUMBLR YOU PIECE OF SHIT WHY ARE YOU TAKING OUR...
Bitches.
Cross the line if your boyfriend thinks you spend...
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boo fucking hoo
I hate it when I’m a little stuffed up, but not completely stuffed up, but just stuffed up enough so I can’t fall back to sleep.
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Your twelfth gif is the person you are gonna split...
the-madame-hatter:
michelle-my-belle:
pengonsalves:
viznatch:
lol oh look how that turned out
How awkward. I think Pam would just look bored and annoyed the entire time. But still stunning and terrifying.
I get really excited when I call customer service...
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People say they feel "left out."
butthetruthis:
But the truth is…
They are the ones avoiding you. The phone works both ways.
(Submitted by: cweber518)
Photo by: http://www.flickr.com/photos/pennajoe/2539202649/
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I'm wearing my snuggie to work and no one can stop...
If you're awesome, Reblog this. One girl didn't...
