December 2011
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God, I promised myself that I wouldn’t do it, but I’m doing it. I’m getting into a status fight on Facebook. Mary, Jesus and Jerome, help me.
It's the last Friday of 2011.
Go ahead, R-B Rebecca Black, give us one last hurrah.
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we just did the ultimate switch on Friday's work...
I won’t try and type it out because it would just confuse too many people, but for real, we did like a 5-way shift-switch. I think I made my manager’s brain implode when I told her about it.
Just to give you an idea, I was scheduled in section 1, switched into section 5, switched to carside to-go, and ended up with a kitchen shift.
We be ninjas, I tell ya.
“And now everyone else I ever love is going to think me boring. Because I used it...”
– I Wrote This For You: The Cupboard Is Empty (via kari-shma)
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I think it should be noted that my only agenda...
Find a lot of other things to do besides laundry
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I'm not really a confrontational kinda girl, but...
From what I’ve heard from other friends, apparently I’m a terrible friend because I haven’t contacted her in a couple months (holy shit, I know), and she’s quote “done trying with me” etc. …Because she “tried” to get a hold of me twice in the past 2 months - and I have the text messages to prove it. Oh, and the reason I haven’t been able...
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Power Week: the experiment
I’ve decided to do a little observational-type experiment throughout the next week - “power week” as it’s called in the restaurant industry. Basically, in other words, the week where we get our asses handed to us on a tarnished silver platter thanks to the thousands of gift cards given as Christmas gifts.
Most of which I’m sure I was just as busy selling to the gift...
“There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be...”
– Erma Bombeck (via saddest-summer)
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Shia + Harrison = perfect
[in the jungle, sinking in a sand pit. Mutt throws a snake to Indy]
Mutt: ...Grab on!
Indy: Go get something else!
Mutt: Like What?
Indy: Like a rope or something!
Mutt: There's no Sears and Roebuck here! Grab the snake!
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My annoying 2nd cousin is 16 or something….thinks she’s so cool because she has a car, because she drove here [insert ‘we’ve got a badass over here’ meme here]. I hope to god I was never like that as a kid.
She just sent her little brother out to the car to get her lip gloss: “Tyler, could you like, go to my car? Go in the back where my purse is sitting and...
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“Hope guides me. It is what gets me through the day and especially the night. The...”
– A Knight’s Tale
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Right before bed on Christmas Eve was always my...
It was always around this same time, midnight or a little before, and we would be coming home from my grandma’s house. We always had loads of presents to bring into the house, and I always ran upstairs to do my nightly routine (hastily, I might add) before scrambling into bed. When I was little, I never slept with my door closed at night, so every Christmas Eve I fell asleep listening to the...
Thus far, today hasn't gone exactly as planned.
Mind you, these ‘plans’ aren’t exactly world-changing. Nevertheless, I thought I could maybe get something accomplished before work this morning…considering the fact that I don’t work until 11:30. So you would think I would be able to get to the bookstore, get breakfast before 10:30 when McDonald’s decides to be a piece of shit and stop serving it, bring my...