February 2012
JUDGMENT ZONE
My new roomie just came back from the bar…with her ex in tow…
Oh, but bonus: she’s still dating another guy at the same time. So this ought to be an interesting 6 months.sa
I'm going a little nutso without an internet...
but I just have to hold on until Thursday afternoon. I finally have mostly everything moved - it’s been quite the process - but it’s slowly beginning to look/feel like home. Plus, our wonderful friend just purchased $150 worth of groceries for us as a house warming gift. I couldn’t be more happy right now.
Moving day.
I finally found my adult pants again (they were under the bed the whole time!)… I’m moving out of the parents’ house again, let us hope for the last time. It’s going to be a bit of a process because I work tonight and tomorrow during the day, but I’ll get it done in shifts.
Downside: no internet for a couple days, so I’ll be making due with Tumblr on the...
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“[My husband] only farts like, twice a year. And when he does, they come out all...”
– Dani
Me, watching Safe House, trying to figure shit...
*sees someone with shifty eyes*
Me: Oh, yeah...she's trouble.
Me (ten min later): Oh, or she's mutha fuckin trouble...I haven't decided yet
I never really appreciate how much I love my cray-cray work family until I’ve been somewhere else for a few days without them. I had a fantastic mini-vacation down at Q’s - between celebrating Ellie’s birthday and witnessing the drunkest drunk dancing I’ve ever been privy to in a Wisconsin townie bar, it was an awesome 4 days, and I wish that I could be there all the time...
As far as we know, we'll most likely be able to...
so today I actually have to start packing things up, because moving everything is already going to be a disaster.
Okay, not true. Moving my bed is going to be disaster-status.
But whatever. Today I’m going to go over to this fairly new consignment place and check it out. They’re supposed to have all kinds of everything - furniture, appliances, etc - and we really need a coffee table....
“The secret to happiness is low expectations.”
– Barry Schwartz
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Somebody cure my hangover
I can’t fuckin move
this Facebook conversation is going something like...
her: you're so rude blah blah blah i'm above it all - I hope you're happy like me one day blah blah blah maybe you shouldn't care about other peoples' lives so much blah blah blah.
me: uhh...that's what facebook is about, no?
her: smiley face smiley face smiley face * i wish for you to be as happy as me! smiley face
me: I am Jack's complete lack of actually giving a flying fuck.
don't feel like doing jack shit at all
animalist:
i just want to kill myself and reincarnate into a dog cause they’re so happy then i can shit all over your lawn
Someone I used to work with is trying to school me...
and APPARENTLY, I’m rude.
And I was basically just like, “…Uh, yeah. This is something I know. Thank you.” - in so many words. Wtf? Shut the eff up. Yeah, I really hope I can someday be as happy as you and have 2 kids out of wedlock from 2 different men, get married, go to a technical school, and be just so fucking happy. YAY!
Fucking people and their annoying fucking...
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“My girlfriend had a Christmas tree tattooed on the inside of one thigh and a...”
– Leon, our bar guest regular
