herpin' mah derp like yeah

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
I am Jack's smirking revenge.
I am Jack's broken heart.

suck it, v-tine's

Mikayla: *sends me a Caribou coupon for tomorrow that's buy one, get one free*
Me: Thanks...now I can get two coffees and pretend that I'm not going to drink them both because my life is pathetic.