herpin' mah derp like yeah

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
I am Jack's smirking revenge.
I am Jack's broken heart.

her: you're so rude blah blah blah i'm above it all - I hope you're happy like me one day blah blah blah maybe you shouldn't care about other peoples' lives so much blah blah blah.
me: uhh...that's what facebook is about, no?
her: smiley face smiley face smiley face * i wish for you to be as happy as me! smiley face
me: I am Jack's complete lack of actually giving a flying fuck.